This dude lives at the Dallas World Aquarium. I was there this past weekend for my dad's birthday (Happy Birthday again, Dad). I don't know exactly what this is, so 10 points to the person who correctly identifies it.
In other news, my girlfriend and I got in last night to a drunken lady trying to catch her cat that got out. Being the animal whisperer I am I asked if she needed help getting her cat. Please note at this point I had no idea she was drunk. Her reply to me was, "[mean look] Ohhh, sure. After chasing it off five times. [awkward pause] Ya know, I have to get up in the morning. So please just let me have this moment."
What a belligerent bitch she was. I spent the next 40 minutes watching tv (catching up with the NHL All Star game) and would occasionally hear her yell the cat's name. I looked outside and saw her pathetic drunk ass sitting on the stairs with her head between her legs. When the coast was clear of her I went out to feed a stray cat that's been around. When I did this the cat of the drunk lady came up to me. I pet it, and it then ran inside of MY place! I was afraid the lush was watching and would freak out thinking I'm trying to steal her cat. Luckily her cat was very friendly, so I picked it up and walked around for about five minutes trying to find this bitch to give her the cat back. Despite her being a dumb and mean drunk I can't let anyone go off thinking they lost their pet. So I stayed outside in the cold walking around hoping she would pop up again.
Finally she came back out with cat food and a flash light. I think she had forgotten she was rude to me. She thanked me for returning her cat to her and went on telling me the story of how she got the cat, how she thinks the cat is pregnant, and all sorts of other cat-related things. So in the end at least the cat got back to her owner.