This is Lola, a very beautiful pit bull who belongs to a co-worker/friend of my mother. I've yet to meet Lola, but when I do I will be a happy boy.
Speaking of a happy boy, my birthday is in 13 days and I feel very sad. You know how when someone's birthday comes around they'll say something like, "I feel so old. I can't believe I'm ____. I'm getting so old." Well, I've been saying that since I was 17. Feels bad, bro. Although one good thing is that all the restaurants with membership programs I've joined are really making me happy this month. I'll be enjoying some green tea ice cream cake, a beer of my choosing from The Flying Saucer, and some chocolate fondue for two - all for free. That's right, I'm happy about my memberships with RESTAURANTS. I'm getting so old.
Here's a bonus picture (Who's the bonus for? Me, I guess.)
I don't know the name of this dog. I was sitting in the car texting the girlfriend before I got out to pick up my dinner when a car parked next to me. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed the driver get out and walk away. I then noticed some movement, which I thought was a kid. As I got out I decided to risk the "awkward stranger eye contact" moment and was instead staring at this dog with an awesome black patch. When I got closer he/she started to wag his/her tail. I figured it wanted to be famous. So this is his/her 15 minutes.